REAL QUOTES FROM REAL PARENTS WITH SPIT-UP ON THEIR CLOTHES

Your book totally rocks. I actually got some time to myself and read about sixty pages into it. I even ignored my Steelers because it was so hysterical and well written. I intend to recommend it to everyone. Kudos to you! Every dad should read this book and every mom should too. Let me know if you want me to link it to my site. Thanks so much for the opportunity to be so entertained. I can’t say enough. - Tammy, Saint benedict, PA.

The excerpts from your book are hilarious. I laughed the whole way through them! I just wanted to tell you the great laugh you’ve given me and even though I am a mother I will try to do hilarious things like this with my five year old son. I’m sure he will appreciate it. - Grins, Jennifer, Louisville KY.

I wanted to thank you for writing a parenting book that doesn’t have a checklist. Very simple. Very funny!  - Rob, Richmond, VA.

I thought I was the only guy who listened to 70’s music with their kids. I’m going to show this book to my wife’s mom. - Kevin, Costa Mesa, CA.

Thanks for reminding me that I’m allowed to have fun too. I read the whole thing last night and just cracked up. - Dennis, Louisville, KY.

My son is will be at the hospital tomorrow for the delivery of his first son. I’m going to give him this book when we go see the new baby. Every dad needs to read this. Thanks! - Ron, Louisville, KY.

My daughter loaned me your book and I can’t remember the last time I read a book that generates as much energy, compassion and honesty while reading it as your book does. I belong to a book club and we get together every Thursday night to discuss the books. Sometimes the collaborations are interesting and insightful, but most of the time it’s just as much a snooze as it sounds. To make a long story short, I took No excuse dad to one of the meetings and read some of my favorite parts to the other ladies in our group. I have to say you had us old ladies peeing in our Depends. It was the most fun we have ever had with any book and we all plan to come and see your comedy performance the next time you are in Lexington. Thank you for the laughs. - Becky, Lexington, KY.